I have a “chat room” on this blog so you can use all the nifty shortcuts you want and people will actually understand what you mean LOL (Laughing Out Loud)! Chatting on the Internet, oops, I mean “Internet’s”….. Oh? You didn’t know Internet is actually plural? NP (No Problem) Yes, as a matter of fact, this is now true. It’s “Internets” Yes. Plural. Ahhhh. You didn’t know this? NP I’ll explain.
According to our esteemed former President…our-in-there-for-eight-painful-years- hiding-in-the-Bushes-taking-away-our-liberties-President! Him. “That one.” LMAO (Laughing My Ass Off) Lest you forget this very famous one…. He said this in one of his early debates: “I hear there’s rumors on the Internets that we’re going to have a draft.” OMG (Oh My God). The fact is, if this were not so sad, it might be kind of funny.
Okay, okay, this is definitely off-topic…
So, don’t get me started with Bushism’s because this post will never get written LOL! Oh damn. WTF (What the F*ck), here’s just one more goodie and it is rather on point here, IMO (In My Opinion) aligned with all the shorthand language on the “Internets” these days. This is a GR8 (Great) one. Remember this: “Is our children learning?” ROFLMAO (Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off)
Well, Mr. President…. Sorry, nope our childrens isn’t learning because you left them behind, big time! W/E (What Ever)
How about this classic: “You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.” WSTS (Weeping Silently To Self)
Okay, one more…. He also said…”Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.” GMAB (Give Me A Break).
You know what? I’m too depressed now to write any more about chat room shorthand…. %&##!%*@##
WTF – Have fun chatting and HB (Hurry Back).